Couple thoughts, resumed

Alright, now for my Hall of Shame list.

Winter; Who the hell invented this? Sure, sliding around corners sideways like some deranged Norwegian rally car driver is fun and all, but that is quickly forgotten when you have to shovel your rig out from under two feet of snow, dig a path around it so can get going, pump the brakes at every corner, and get stuck every time you have to stop. Add the stupidly cold temperatures, ice that ya slip on, and losing hours of daylight, and you get the worst season ever made.

Nickleback/Buck Cherry/ Kid Rock, etc.; Pretty much all newer rock music out there. I'm not gonna dwell on this, as this topic will probably make it's own blog post. Stay tuned.

People who can't STFU; You know who you are. You sit there and nod as they tell you some stupid story, but all the while you're thinking, "I don't care, shut up, go away, stop talking, no really, stop, jump of a cliff..." I swear, some people talk just to here their damn voice. It's bloody annoying. So enough all ready and STFU!

Sunday Drivers; Yes, it is true, I have a leaden right foot, and I like driving faster than need be, but, there is no reason for one to have to idle down the fricken' road at 12 miles an hour! It's even worse when they're in a 45 mph zone. Living in a small country town means we have more than are share of old people who slowly sputter down the road at a snail's pace. See that pedal on the floor, to the right off the brake? Yeah, that's the accelerator, use it! If that's all the faster you can muster, than perhaps you shouldn't drive.

Michalob Golden Light/ Vodka drinkers; I'll group these folk into one category, since they are pretty much the same. Who in their right minds would drink Michalob? No self respecting Graceville-nite, that's for sure. It's worse than Busch. Light beers are pretty much piss water anyways, but why would you drink sugary piss water? Grow a pair and drink a Bud, Miller, or Coors. Or really be a man and have a real beer, like a Grain Belt, Lennincugal (sp?), or Killian's Irish Red. As for you vodka drinkers, if you're gonna drink spirits, drink something that has flavor. Whiskey, brandy, rum, gin, or even tequila (if you can stomach it) would be a better option, I mean, really.